i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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