Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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