i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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