He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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