i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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