Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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