If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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