how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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