well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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