y did u give ur computer a hand job?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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