We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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