Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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