I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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