check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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