I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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