he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm just crazy horny about you
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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