How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
