is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize