What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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