I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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