Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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