i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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