I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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