Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Can vaginas get frostbite?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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