if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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