Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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