STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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