got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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