would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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