Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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