; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Everything about him screamed your future.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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