belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
