You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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