His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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