Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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