You work out of a Hotel?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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