Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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