love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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