therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
