she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
