I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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