I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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