After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
