Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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