For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This is the prime rib incident all over again
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dick very happy bro
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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