what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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