Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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