i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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