the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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