i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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