awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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