Tell her she can't have a vagina
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We need a shit load of segways right now
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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