I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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