okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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