Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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