i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I will pee on everything he values.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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