I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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