Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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