Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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