we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i believe in u and ur pee
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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